My Mother's 10 kitchen commandments
This is in no way her words..I made them up after observing in a controlled environment. =p
1. When I say cut them in cubes, I mean cubes and not rectangles.
2. When I mean a pinch of salt, I mean a dash of salt.
3. Don't touch my pots without permission.
4. Leek is God.
5. I Mean Celery.
6. Thou shalt not spill the beans.
7. If you're a bad egg, beat it.
8. Thou shalt cry over the spilt milk..thou shalt pay-eth!
9. If thou wants to help-eth, don't put thy finger in the pie. Stand back and watch.
10. I wont deal with thy half-baked ideas. It's my way or the high-way~
The kitchen is a holy place. Thou shalt not defy it. Keep it holy and consecrated (and mopped)..
Okay I made them up (just number 4, haha) Mum, please don't read this entry!! Most of the time she's as cool as a cucumber, but sometimes she's a hard nut to crack. My momma's the cream of the crop! This nutty fruitcake better stop here or I will probably land in hot soup soon!!
*sigh, FINE i'll stop it with the food idioms already =P
** Images taken from other websites, sorry I can't recall from where...but I'm not taking credit for them =D
1. When I say cut them in cubes, I mean cubes and not rectangles.
2. When I mean a pinch of salt, I mean a dash of salt.
3. Don't touch my pots without permission. 
4. Leek is God.
5. I Mean Celery.6. Thou shalt not spill the beans.
7. If you're a bad egg, beat it.
8. Thou shalt cry over the spilt milk..thou shalt pay-eth!
9. If thou wants to help-eth, don't put thy finger in the pie. Stand back and watch.
10. I wont deal with thy half-baked ideas. It's my way or the high-way~
The kitchen is a holy place. Thou shalt not defy it. Keep it holy and consecrated (and mopped)..
Okay I made them up (just number 4, haha) Mum, please don't read this entry!! Most of the time she's as cool as a cucumber, but sometimes she's a hard nut to crack. My momma's the cream of the crop! This nutty fruitcake better stop here or I will probably land in hot soup soon!!
*sigh, FINE i'll stop it with the food idioms already =P
** Images taken from other websites, sorry I can't recall from where...but I'm not taking credit for them =D
Comments
u are so gonna be in trouble when i relate this to your mother...
:D