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The Kitchen & Michael Jackson

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This is all in good fun and I did not intent it for it to upset anyone. All the pictures were taken from google images. Credits goes to whoever took the pics. I was watching some clips of the late Michael Jackson tonight. As I was singing along to the songs, I noticed something ..he's no longer here for me to ask him, but he may have very well sought inspiration to write some of his biggest hits while he was in the kitchen. Inspiration comes at the oddest locations! Take a look and see if you agree: Eggs - May have given him some idea to whip up " Beat It " Expired yogurt - (you know i'm) " BAD " Black & White Chinese Fungus - Maybe he liked Chinese food. It don't matter if you're " Black or White Safety is a must if you have children around (That stove is) " DANGEROUS " You know you will definitely" CRY " when you peel onions Timing is important when you're baking.. " Remember the Time " While pounding ...

Property never tasted this Good

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I always knew my dog Bobo wasn't the studious type..since he ate up homework and all (Proof: Click here )but I just realised that he was actually more the business-minded kind.. Digging up soil and scratching the car was no longer exciting.Added bonus: he has a new partner in crime, Blossom. Last Saturday I heard some rustling sound outside the house, I thought the dogs were just messing around with the newspaper or something..little did I know they did a big mess! The whole of outside was scattered with Paper money and plastic houses!! Little did I know what they were up to..MAN, they were playing... MONOPOLY!!!!!!! There goes Antoine's Ben 10 Monopoly I was too amused to get upset..so I asked him one question: So Bo, how many houses did you buy? They never fail to surprise me.

Chicken, Pollo, Ayam

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There's someone that reminds me of chicken........ ..........reminds me of plucked chicken............ ................. Introducing ............ Ayam (chicken in Malay) This kitty from work loves to sit with all his 4 limbs tucked inside..we don't have a name for it so we call it Ayam. hehehe

Songs not to listen to when you're on a plane

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About a couple of weeks back I was on a plane leaving from Sarawak to Kuala Lumpur. I sat in the middle and then later switched with my friend for the window seat. I packed my stuff at the last minute and couldn't upload my songs in the mp3 - so I had to resort listening to Oreja's selections. She claimed her song list was "very good". The clouds were beautiful and then it started getting very cloudy and there was some turbulence. So I decided to close the shade of the window and listen to my mp3. I switched on the player and these were the songs I got!! (among others) I could say it's a compilation of songs NOT to listen to when you have bad turbulence! 1. All Good Things Come to an End - Nelly Furtado (oh uh) 2. Finally - Fergie (finally we're going to our Eternal Home?) 3. Bye Bye - Mariah Carey 4. Crush - David Archuleta (thank God it wasn't Crash Boom Bang by Roxette, if not I think I'd have a minor heart attack!) 5. Resah - Nitrus (Resah = Nerv...

Kill the beast! (sort of)

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*Note: this story is purely fictional. One fine day, a giant decided to make Toyland as his home. He wanted to hibernate before he travels to the lands far away. Now giants hibernate for long amounts of time .. and this guy told the residents of Toyland that he'd be asleep for a 100 years..and shouldn't be awoken. At first all of the residents were fine with it..but they couldn't stand one thing about him.. he had the biggest, baddest, meanest..... SNORE that they've ever heard. The snores were so bad that it quivered and shook the earth. Houses and bridges started falling apart, and if things were not stopped. Toyland would be in shambles. So after deliberating..the residents decided to take matters into their own hands and to roll the Giant to the edge of Toyland, so that the snores would resonate away from them and their homes. (Giant's identity has been hidden for privacy purposes) I'd stay away from the rear if I were you.. Successfully turned him the othe...

CATS

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I am not a cat person. No ma'am. not at all. dogs, yes. anytime. I love them. Dogs are deemed to be Man's best friend. What about cats? Well..I think cats are one step ahead of Humanity..for being high and mighty..they treat humans like slaves (and without most of us knowing it) I'll give you a scenario.. I was waiting for Oreja the other day (where the heck are you anyway?start blogging, bakri!) at her lab..and all of a sudden a cat purrs near my feet. I tried to pet her but she wasn't really responding. She proceeded to jump up another seat and sat down. After a while, she got up to the table and walked my way. Next thing I knew..she hopped down unto my lap and sat on it!! I was (pleasantly) surprised. Look how comfortable she is Started licking my hand (eww, becareful they have spiky tongues) and without me knowing, I started to pet her She made me pet and stroke her and she made it look like it wasn't against my will. Then I realised that I was enjoying petting...

What are they listening to?

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Ever wondered what music sports people and celebrities listen to? I was watching the Olympics swimming competition and the swimmers were walking to the pool. Suddenly I see Michael Phelps walking out with earphones.. I wonder what he's listening to? So here are a few pics of sports people/celebs and what I think they're listening to. All the pics aren't mine, I took 'em off the net, so credit goes to whoever that took the pics k? Feel free to contribute your thoughts ;) USA NBA Star Lebron James - Getcha' Head in the Game [High School Musical] Russian Tennis Player Maria Sharapova - The Kill [30 Seconds to Mars(Venus)] Chelsea football/soccer player, Nicolas Anelka* - Second Chance [Trisha Yearwood] * missed a penalty at the Champions' League Final Desperate Housewives star Terri Hatcher - Yet Another Plumber [Flashlight Brown] Super fit Fergie - Work It [Missy Elliot] Cristiano Ronaldo* - Holiday in Spain [Counting Crows] * was rumoured to move ...

Barney & Friends?!

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Well you all know the famous children telly show called Barney & Friends. For those who don't know - it's a make belief purple dinosaur from kids' imagination..Just Google them and you will know who they are exactly. Why in the world am I blogging about Barney?? Well, please bear with me..you'll know soon. L-R: BJ., Barney and Baby Bop (Credits of this pic goes to whoever took it, I nicked it off Google) My 6-year old cousin used to LOVE watching Barney..and the other day I noticed that he was wearing a Barney shirt..here, have a look: Say, what? Looks like Barney, walks like Barney, but it's not Barney? It's BOBO and Friends?? Yeah, contraband products have typo errors just so they don't get sued..but BOBO?? Normally if you go to the market, they have lots of imitation goods..Like Adidus, Geuss, and what not. So I guess the people who made this particular batch must know that it would appeal to a certain 6-year old who is extremely fond of BOBO. Why d...

Drugs are illegal

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Look what I found during lunch today: I thought anything to do with drugs were supposed to be illegal in this country. Apparently I was wrong! Drugstick..what is it? Something like a lollipop? And only for Rm3.50..I had to try it(Please take noteI am not promoting or encouraging the consumption of drugs..that's why the curious cat died.) Well it was an interesting dish..the taste..it had a distinct flavour..I could almost swear it tasted like chicken drumstick ..but then again why trust my gut..They're the professionals.. p/s: I submitted it to a local newspaper..I wonder if they would publish it.

The truth about Chinese and Indian movies

Got this from a forwarded e-mail..pretty true, don't ya think? Feel free to add =D Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies 1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan. 2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead. 3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses. 4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silvers with them to pay for their dishes. 5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are. 6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the...

My Mother's 10 kitchen commandments

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This is in no way her words..I made them up after observing in a controlled environment. =p 1. When I say cut them in cubes, I mean cubes and not rectangles. 2. When I mean a pinch of salt, I mean a dash of salt. 3. Don't touch my pots without permission. 4. Leek is God. 5. I Mean Celery. 6. Thou shalt not spill the beans . 7. If you're a bad egg, beat it. 8. Thou shalt cry over the spilt milk..thou shalt pay-eth! 9. If thou wants to help-eth, don't put thy finger in the pie. Stand back and watch. 10. I wont deal with thy half-baked ideas. It's my way or the high-way~ The kitchen is a holy place. Thou shalt not defy it. Keep it holy and consecrated (and mopped).. Okay I made them up (just number 4, haha) Mum, please don't read this entry!! Most of the time she's as cool as a cucumber, but sometimes she's a hard nut to crack. My momma's the cream of the crop! This nutty fruitcake better stop here or I will probably land in hot soup soon!! *sigh,...

How miscommunication happens...

Hi corp! . I'm in the cup now. Tonight's hand is at mind fifty five. I'll keep you treated . I hope Saga will scope . good luck! ....Get what that means? This is what my T9 phone dictionary says when I type a message to my friend. The REAL message was : Hi boss! . I'm in the bus now. Tonight's game is at nine fifty five. I'll keep you updated . I hope Saha will score . good luck! crazy right? sometimes I'm not careful and I send msges that don't make sense ..hahahaha blame the dic, not me! Ok, shining off now. Till the next clog entry. =p ~Maris** ** Ok, signing off now. Till the next blog entry. =p ~Mariposa